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yuppie

noun [yuhp-ee]

  1. A young upwardly mobile professional individual; a well-paid middle-class professional who works in a city and has a luxurious lifestyle.

  2. A millennial fueled by $24 smoothies who survived burnout only to start training for a half-marathon “for fun.”

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