Cancel Run Club Trucker

$36.00

Tired of huge gatherings of the hottest young people in your neighborhood jogging around and having fun? Disturbed by mass group exercise led by shockingly tall and attractive extroverts? Yearning for the return to normalcy — of doomscrolling in bed, swiping left on freaks from your couch, and strictly parasocial relationships?

It's time.

CANCEL RUN CLUBS.

Free our streets.

Bring back rot. Bring back peace.